Florida Man Essentials
This coffee is just what you need before or after you wrestle an alligator or jump through a spinning wind turbine. Whether you are trying to thread a thumbnail hole or control slide in a blizzard, Chaos blend is just what you need. Take it for me, I'm not a doctor.
Random Florida Man
THIS MAKES YOUR MORNING YEET THAT MUCH YEETIER
Not today Satan
It gives me the energy to ride the lightning down to hell, slap Satan in the face and yell "Not today Satan!!!!"
When I was starting my YouTube channel there were a lot of late nights, sometimes I didn't even sleep. Coffee was one of the only things that helped me through the chaos of the first several months.
Now that I sleep, I have to find ways to create chaos and disorder myself to maintain my reputation as a Florida Man. That's why I decided to create Florida Man Coffee Co. and the Chaos Blend: I needed something to keep me wired while destroying inanimate objects in my backyard - but that wasn't enough. I wanted to make sure that everybody could get a little taste of the Florida Life no matter where you are.
Enjoy and remember Pour. Drink. YEET.
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Your Order Gives Back
In a world that requires significant enhancement and transformation, we are committed to donating a portion of every sale to support organizations dedicated to creating a positive impact. Our partners include World Central Kitchen, which provides meals in the aftermath of natural disasters, the Arbor Day Foundation, which plants a tree for each dollar contributed, and the Firespring Foundation, which empowers local nonprofits.